Welcome to the home of Toasterwoman.  Due to the fact that I am culinarily impaired (hate to cook, don't want to cook, can't cook), even the simple task of making toast has jeopardized the lives of all those who live far and near.

My friends(?) on the Net, upon hearing of one of my disasters, decided I should be known as Toasterwoman.  The name has stuck.  Sometimes I'm just plain old TW.  In the ensuing years, as my notoriety spread, people started sending me all kinds of stuff about toast and toasters.  I've accumulated quite an assortment of items, and decided a website was the best place to display it.

My dear friend, Lippy, who is quite talented, made the special Gemini Toaster Queen above.  He's made quite a few others for me, but I don't want an X-Rated site.

A "toast to all those over at Snail who played such a big part in frying my brain and made me what I am today.....a toasterholic.

A very special hug and kiss to Milt, my mentor and long-time friend, who gave me my first computer and turned a non-tech woman into a total geek who lives and breathes computers.

Please be patient, as I'll be doing work on my home away from home continuously.  You never know what the next day will bring.  Scary thought......ain't it?