I decided to make a special page for my links on toast, as they're quite deserving of it.  Some are a tad weird, but then devoting an entire website to this stuff isn't exactly what I'd call working with a full loaf.

To begin our little tour, I thought the first stop should be A Moron's Guide to Toast.  Why?  I have no idea.  My bookmarks are arranged alphabetically, and it was first in line.  Seemed reason enough.  The owner of the site has a great sense of humor, and I really enjoyed reading through it.

The next on my list is A Shrine to Toast.  There isn't much here, but there is a very unique recipe for Sesame Chicken Toasts using scallions, garlic, ginger, chicken,and a bunch of other things you can find in a place called a grocery story.  If I can't find it in 7-11, it doesn't get bought.  Therefore, to keep things on the simple side, I suggest going to the Ancient Art of Toast site.  Here you will get a comprehensive lesson on how to make toast from scratch....including pictures.  This is where I learned the necessity of plugging in the toaster.

Have any questions about toast?  Confused about which side to butter first?  Go see Dr. Toast.  He's got a wealth of information there, including toast haiku.  My favorite one is:

  "I am toast.  My crunch
  Makes your mouth smile.  Woe is he
  Who microwaves me"
               -- Shad Emerson Jessen

Enough culture for one website.....let's move on. 

More to follow....creative genius takes time